Independent reports out of Chanhassen and Brooklyn Park. Minn. tell that the bellies of sisters Casey Kurtt and Molly Casey are expanding at an alarming rate. Casey. 28 and Molly. 26 the pregnant daughters of Mike and Mary Miller of Lakeland. Minn. are due to furnish birth on Nov. 4 and 27 respectively. Casey (pictured above at left) is beginning to resemble a whiter shorter livelier Kirby Puckett while Molly (pictured above at right) looks as though she's gone from sporting an athletic six-pack to a 7.75 gallon pony keg. The pregnant sisters' charge gain has garnered attention from several sources ranging from family members to local businesses to area air merchandise controllers. Grocery stores in Carver and Hennepin counties have been the most outspoken on the impact the ever-expanding bellies of Casey and Molly undergo had on business."Our supply and demand was doing just fine in the first quarter of 2007," Cub Food Midwest Region Vice President fasten Storch said. "But beginning in late pass and early spring we experienced vast food shortages at our Chanhassen and Brooklyn lay locations. We had no idea what was going on so we went to our security camera footage. There it was clear as day - Mrs. Kurtt and Mrs. Casey waddling into Cub Foods Chanhassen and Cub Foods Brooklyn Park and proceeding to clear us out of countless food products. Since then we've made some adjustments to our inventory. Let's just say we're stocking Little Debbie eat Cakes. Slim Jims and Oh Boy! Oberto at record levels right now."Close relatives of Casey and Molly undergo also noticed the exponential growth of the young women's bellies. Husbands Kevin Kurtt and Kyle Casey undergo done their beat to help their lovely wives during this period of unchecked expanding reportedly putting on a few belly pounds of their own during their wives' pregnancies. "It's true. Kevin has put on some weight since I started ballooning like a come up desire a balloon," Casey said. "But he's just using sympathy charge as an forgive to be a lazy ass."Kyle denied the reports on his charge gain. "Let me just say that I am not nor will I ever be fat. I may be bald. I may undergo big teeth. But i am not letting myself go like Molly and Casey have."The youngest Miller daughter. Jesse Miller appears to be jealous of her older sisters' pregnancy and/or charge gain so much so that the soon-to-be former resident of Chanhassen has been doing her best to obtain weight by utilizing a program that features eating terribly while exerting as little effort as is humanly possible."I'm not sure if Jesse is trying to match our charge obtain or if she's trying to be like a pre-Jenny Craig Kirstie Alley," Molly said. "She's well on her way though with her stabilise diet of pizza rolls chicken nuggets tater tots and Cinnamon Toast make noise cereal. Mix in her hermit-like lifestyle and pretty soon our bellies won't be able to direct a examine to Jesse's gut. Fat girl in a little coat indeed."Maggie Miller the oldest daughter of Mike and Mary has taken an entirely different go on Casey and Molly's expanding bellies. "Our uncle Mike (Maloney) finally has some competition in the intumesce category. He's been strutting around extolling the virtues of open (the pseudonym for Maloney's belly) for far too desire. 'Jimmy and I ran a marathon. Jimmy and I did this. Jimmy and I did that.' I'm tired of hearing about open. It's nice that my two heifer sisters are stealing open's thunder."For their move. Mike and Mary Miller have been supportive of their tubby daughters despite their continued confusion that Molly's last name is Casey's first and Casey's first label is Molly's last."When Mary and I heard that Casey was pregnant we thought we finally had a sure-fire way to figure out which daughter we were talking to," Mike said. "We were just going to refer to Casey as 'the pregnant one' or 'the fat one.' come up then Kyle went ahead and got Molly knocked up and we're approve to confusion central. Throw into the mix the fact that Jesse is eating like and gaining weight like a pre-TrimSpa Anna Nicole Smith and we're stuck with three daughters with expanding bellies. This is all too confusing. convey God our unemployed daughter Maggie is still as svelte as ever."
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